Best thing I’ve read in a while.
my dating philosophy. we’re getting too old for games
And so here I am - older than my mother was when she married my father and still ordering takeout and letting my laundry pile up until it overflows. I can’t remember a goddamn thing about history, geography, or calculus, but I could give seminars on the art of interpreting the passive aggressive text message. Maybe I’ll quit my job and write children’s books: Who’s Paying For Dinner? and Are You My Fuck Buddy? and Oh, The Places You Won’t Go Because You’re Still Paying Student Loans.
blinkkkk 182 always
I’m going to lunch with my best friend from elementary and middle school. The last time we were really close was around 9th grade, six years ago. We’ve gone our separate ways, me college and she the family life. She has a beautiful baby girl and I can’t wait to meet her. While playing at recess we would always talk about our futures. How we would always be friends to the end, through it all. It feels weird being grown up. I have some stepping stones of life to ensue but it’s hard to believe how fast time flies. Although we aren’t close still, I’m glad that through the years I know I can sit down with her to lunch and pick up where we left off.
male minded fact #186
gus freaking gus <3
When I was a little girl I used to read fairly tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he’s everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a cape and he’s not easy to spot; he’s funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair.
happy birthday sweet baby Jesus. <3